God invented physics for one very simple reason: so that videogame programmers could create particle systems, the almighty Gravity Gun, and other more or less indispensable toys for people who know how to make their own fun.

Jumping through hoops doesn't work for all of us. Some prefer to be challenged in the abstract.


Apropos, behold now the many wonders of putting shit in a microwave.

I believe we have an emoticon for times like these......