I am a hateful person, I will admit this. I am even proud of this. I work in the retail industry, and I put on a nice facade for all the customers. They always say things like “Well you are really nice.” or “You were really helpful, you must love your job.” But alas the truth this is not. I sell them all these things they don’t need, for my own sick pleasure. I like parting them from their precious money, and I am very good at it. I laugh and high five myself as they leave, saying “We will see you...