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Anti-smoking campaign

Posted 06-28-2008 at 05:18 AM by Dromiceius
Anti-smoking legislation should have skipped all those health warnings and forced the tobacco companies to call their products "cocks."

They're pretty phallic to begin with. Just imagine if all the innuendo in the slogans were made a touch more literal...

Virginia Slims Women Cocks
Slogans: It's a Woman's Thing

Strand Cocks
Advertising slogan: You're never alone with a Strand

Doral Cocks
Slogan: Taste Me! Taste Me! Come on and Taste Me!

Chesterfield Cocks
Slogan: Chesterfield. Blow some my way

Camel Cocks
Slogans: Slow down. Pleasure up.
More Doctors Smoke Camels than any other cocks
For Digestion's Sake - Smoke Camels
I'd walk a mile for a Camel

Carlton Cocks
Slogan: If you smoke, please smoke Carlton
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while they are at it, they should change the word smoke to suck - If you suck, please suck Carlton - More Doctors suck camels than any other cocks. - For digestion’s sake, suck camels.
Posted 06-28-2008 at 05:27 AM by Pure Serenity Pure Serenity is offline
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Hi
Please help the society by eradicating addition. Join the chat room http://apps.facebook.com/chat_fb_app and encourage addicted people to join the facebook chat room application.
Gud Luck!!!!!
Posted 01-22-2009 at 05:03 AM by Antonino32 Antonino32 is offline
 
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