leouna

825 Tillotson, in case you have a phone book without me in it.

The language of animal magnitism.

what language do you want it translated in to?

There is a class crowding epidemic here in Colorado, Oregon, Ben. The Red Cross can't even come here, to Las Animas County, until we clear out the problem.

We start with my right of association, and she is a total looker.

This is just an amusing adventure made more fun by your refusal to be my friend - there is no issue here, there is no big deal.

Hello,

I talk to lots of people. I live where people see me, and know my name before I know theirs. Familiarity is OK, so why push it too much, when "friend" isn't the right word? Your message is here, Ben, so what's the big deal?

PS - I don't understand the references to Delilah nor haircuts so, as yet, I am unoffended.

Hello Leouna, let me introduce myself, my name is Benjamin Burkhill and I have been a resident here for almost four years. In that time I have had several converstional discourses with you that I have enjoyed to the degree that I would like to have you as a friend. Please consider my friendship.

I'm the 12th Oregon faithkeeper, and I can't be messing with my image too much just now, Ben. For all I know, you are number 11, but think about Delilah, and haircuts. No offense.