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Old 07-30-2020, 08:50 PM
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Let's commemorate Frostcloud's favourite narcissist, Storyteller/I-am-a-genius/all his other names, with some narcissist jokes I found. Where art thou, me old psycho friend?

This thread was started a decade ago as an ill-fated attempt by me to just bring back a bit of cordiality between me and the old narcissist. Unfortunately he interpreted it to mean I'd fallen deeply in lurv with him, and since for some reason the idea of that was the height of abhorrence and outrage for him, he became abusive, for years, till Frostcloud suddenly snapped shut.

I heard a story on the news earlier this year that was probably about him. It was about two men in Sri Lanka who were arrested for breaking a government curfew imposed after the coronavirus outbreak. I thought, "I bet one of them's Storyteller! It's just the kind of thing he would do, strolling out defiantly because he intended to do his own thing regardless of what the rules say."

Have they released you yet, Storyteller?

Oh well, here are the commemorative narcissist jokes I found. I can really imagine Storyteller saying most of them.

Did you hear about the Narcissistic Cannibal?
I hear he's pretty full of himself.

I am not a narcissist
I'm too perfect to be a narcissist

A narcissist is asked what's something he's not good at
to which he replies, "Well, I'm very bad at making mistakes!"

Everyone says I'm narcissistic
But I'm too busy thinking about myself to care

What does a narcissistic cow say?
"Meeeeee!"

I used to be a narcissist
But now look at me

A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder...
Trump said "It's not just cute, it's **the cutest** narcissistic personality disorder in the world. Believe me."

I don't think I could ever be a narcissist.
I'm too perfect.

My psychiatrist said I have a narcissistic personality
I don't know what that means, but it must be pretty good if I've got it.

My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor...
because "who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"

I was having a row with my new girlfriend.
"You are the same kind of narcissist as all those other guys I dated, aren't you?" she yelled at me.
It's not true.
I am a much better narcissist!

My friends always say I have narcissistic tendencies. I should get mad...
...but I love it when they talk about me.
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