That is the worst piece of invented gossip I could think of when I wrote it. Then again let me see, I am going to think up another doozy and post that too about a man who had seven wives.
Good sex is only acceptable between married couples so a nagging birdy blabbed from the window. Otherwise, the birdy said," It's nasty and disgraceful. Lust is a mortal sin and those who have it should be beheaded!!@"
This old spinster yells and calls everyone that passes by her shack a dirty word. They only remind her poor thang," She's never been laid".
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