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Old 06-07-2004, 07:07 PM
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Q: How did the Irish acid-bath murderer loose his hand?
A: Pulling out the plug.

Q: How do you get a one-armed Irishman out of a tree?
A: Wave at him.

Q: Why did the Irishman refuse to be a Jehovah's Witness?
A: Because he didn't see the accident.

Q: What do you call an Irishman with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

Q: What's two miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A Saint Patrick's Day Parade.

Q: What do you call an Irishman with a university degree?
A: A liar.

Q: How do you keep an Irishman happy in his old age?
A: Tell him a joke when he's young.

Q: How do you keep an Irishman busy for hours?
A: Put three spades on the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Q: Did you hear about the Irish lesbian?
A: She likes men.
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