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Old 03-31-2010, 06:59 AM
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DARE YOU PLAY ME AT A GAME OF CHESS?

I, ONE OF THE ALL TIME GREATEST ATTACKING PLAYERS IN HISTORY, ONE OF THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED EXPONENTS ON THE KING SIDE ATTACK, ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT GENIUSES OF COMBINATIONAL PLAY IN THE HISTORY OF CHESS, DO HEREBY ISSUE...


A CHALLENGE TO THE REST OF YOU WEAKLINGS HERE, TO PLAY ME AT A GAME OF CORRESPONDENCE CHESS!!!!!!!!!


There is only One rule in the game..THAT THERE ARE NO RULES!!

Oh yeah, and apart from that rule, theres also another.....YOU PLAY ME ONLINE, BY POSTING YOUR MOVES AS YOU MAKE THEM!!!!

ILL BET MY GRANDMOTHERS' COFFIN LID THAT ILL GET A THUNDERING WINNING ADVANTAGE OVER YOU IN LESS THAN TWELVE (12) MOVES INTO THE BARE OPENING!!I, ONE OF THE GREATEST PRODIGIES IN CHESS HISTORY, HAVE SPOKEN!!

ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE IF YOU DARE!!!!!!!
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:06 PM
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Ok fuckface. I accept your challenge under the there are no rules clause.
Here's my move:
I win.

Fucker.
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:11 AM
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your grandmother doesn't have a coffin lid.
we buried her in my dead grandmother's ass remember?
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:15 AM
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Wow she must of had a big ass!
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Old 04-02-2010, 10:47 AM
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No you dont symptom.
You dont win, fuckmouth.
You lose, Fuck arse.
"why?" you bleat? wanna know the reason, wank arse?
here it is
a)IM THE GREATEST, AND I ALWAYS WIN!!!!!
b) your moms a whore
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Old 04-02-2010, 07:54 PM
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No you dont symptom.
You dont win, fuckmouth.
You lose, Fuck arse.
"why?" you bleat? wanna know the reason, wank arse?
here it is
a)IM THE GREATEST, AND I ALWAYS WIN!!!!!
b) your moms a whore
You're a poor loser - but then again you're a sad arsed bastard in any event.
At least my mum could be a whore - you're mum doen't have a vagina - and that's why you're a shit.
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Old 04-03-2010, 09:32 AM
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Now I call that extremely unfair. How an I help being a 'poor' loser, when I am so rich a winner?
And as for the subject of maternal vaginas; cease to worry. My mom does actually have one, I checked. Thanks for the tip, though!
And so I WAS right in my wild guess at your momma's profession? woooaow, man! (I really must add 'being a good guesser' to my list of personal talents, dont you think?
Hey now, you can tell your old ma working gal to drop in at my place any time she feels like it. I have always room for one more in my harem!

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Old 04-03-2010, 03:20 PM
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You shit sticker.
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Old 04-03-2010, 03:22 PM
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I'll send my mum round then you can add necrophile to your list of unpleasantness.
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Old 04-06-2010, 03:34 PM
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ROTFLMFAO! you are good, mate! so youve added mummy to your list of sexual killings? No wonder ur on the FB top ten most wanted!
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Old 04-06-2010, 03:35 PM
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(of course, they shoudl award you a medal for killing ur mom.. ridding the place of useless shitless whores is always a good deed! )
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Old 04-25-2010, 01:30 PM
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Are you sure you don't just want a beer and a game of snap? this chess stuff is realy making people angry!!!
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I, ONE OF THE ALL TIME GREATEST ATTACKING PLAYERS IN HISTORY, ONE OF THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED EXPONENTS ON THE KING SIDE ATTACK, ONE OF THE MOST BRILLIANT GENIUSES OF COMBINATIONAL PLAY IN THE HISTORY OF CHESS, DO HEREBY ISSUE...


A CHALLENGE TO THE REST OF YOU WEAKLINGS HERE, TO PLAY ME AT A GAME OF CORRESPONDENCE CHESS!!!!!!!!!


There is only One rule in the game..THAT THERE ARE NO RULES!!

Oh yeah, and apart from that rule, theres also another.....YOU PLAY ME ONLINE, BY POSTING YOUR MOVES AS YOU MAKE THEM!!!!

ILL BET MY GRANDMOTHERS' COFFIN LID THAT ILL GET A THUNDERING WINNING ADVANTAGE OVER YOU IN LESS THAN TWELVE (12) MOVES INTO THE BARE OPENING!!I, ONE OF THE GREATEST PRODIGIES IN CHESS HISTORY, HAVE SPOKEN!!

ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE IF YOU DARE!!!!!!!
"Dare you play me at a game of cress?" asks Storyteller, the self-declared "creative writer". Well that certainly sounds like a creative idea.

What on earth is a game of cress? Is it like a board game, where there are bits of cress all over the board? Does each opponent have piles of cress or just individual little bits of it scattered over their side of the board at the start of the game? And then what do they do with it?

How do the opponents distinguish their own cress from their opponent's? Or do they weave their bits of cress into distinctive figures before the game starts?

And what's the idea of the game? Is it that the person who can resist the temptation to eat the cress for the longest time wins? Or is it that the one who can eat their opponent's cress the fastest wins? Or is it that the one who can make the prettiest cress pieces out of their cress wins? Can you make pretty cress pieces, Storyteller?

Or is it a kind of imitation chess game, where people weave their cress into imitation chess figures, so they have cress bishops, cress knights, cress queens and so on? How do they get them to stand up? I mean, cress is pretty floppy.

Or is the cress game played some other way? And what on earth is correspondence cress? Does that mean people have to take pictures of their cress pieces to show the other person what they're like? Who judges which person's look the prettiest?

'Enquiring minds want to know', as they say.
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