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Old 03-28-2008, 10:36 PM
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Can't Get A Hard On!

My husband is 60 years old. He developed high blood pressure when he stopped drinking Alcohol and he had to take blood pressure medicen and cholesterol medicen, and they made him stop being able to get hard. He was the best fit I ever had. Not too big and not too small, just right. I sometimes dream about how he used to get hard and wake up feel ing it fucking me. Then start to remember again thats not going to happen. We don't have no money for the stuff that makes men get longer penises, or the stuff that might make him get hard. His doctor wont give him a perscription either saying it will kill him. He's had blockage sergery about 4 times for blockages in his heart arteries. So we just don't play around with all of that. We got a dildoe reasently, so it helps with the cravings for being filled up. I give him BJ's a lot, which is about the only time he can get kinda hard, but he goes soft as soon as I try and put it in. He can cum while fucking me with it going half-way in, but I don't feel it any, he does though.
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Old 03-28-2008, 11:44 PM
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Old 03-29-2008, 01:08 AM
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i fasted for 40 days..then ate once a week for the next 56 days

weight loss and fasts regain men's abilities

as a side note ...for 6 dollars per bottle you can obtain the best ...the best cholesterol medicine and the best thing for some one like him or any of us to take

any with migraine for example

we are turning into a species of larva's

this simple remedy will do more to forestay mental illness and blood disease....diabetes

get your old-man on niacin immediately before he wears out his heart and veins needlessly and stupidly


any real doctor will tell you niacin is twice as effective or more than any pharmaceutical ...and a fraction of the price because it is just a vitamin

we are a sugar society....niacin is like a blood cleaner and so much more.....acne is another use

anyhoo use Google university.....i can say first hand niacin will help even men unable or unwilling to lose weight to increase many things besides their life span

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Old 03-31-2008, 04:20 PM
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My husband is 60 years old. He developed high blood pressure when he stopped drinking Alcohol and he had to take blood pressure medicen and cholesterol medicen, and they made him stop being able to get hard. He was the best fit I ever had. Not too big and not too small, just right. I sometimes dream about how he used to get hard and wake up feel ing it fucking me. Then start to remember again thats not going to happen. We don't have no money for the stuff that makes men get longer penises, or the stuff that might make him get hard. His doctor wont give him a perscription either saying it will kill him. He's had blockage sergery about 4 times for blockages in his heart arteries. So we just don't play around with all of that. We got a dildoe reasently, so it helps with the cravings for being filled up. I give him BJ's a lot, which is about the only time he can get kinda hard, but he goes soft as soon as I try and put it in. He can cum while fucking me with it going half-way in, but I don't feel it any, he does though.

I've never liked the idea of "viagra" (generic term for hard-on pills) because the penis is a blood pump, not a muscle and it when it wears out, that's it. There can be some recovery and this depends highly on a healthy lifestyle. Viagra, I believe, by forcing blood pressure down there damages the special spongy tissues that the penis is made out of. From the sound of it, your man has either lived an unhealthy lifestyle or just has bad luck with the genetic tendancies to the illnesses you described. Vegetables and working out, living a healthy lifestyle and reducing stress. Psychology has a lot to do with it too. If you're too messed in the head about something you have trouble getting horny and if you aren't horny it's rather difficult to keep it up without a sarcophagus. Another problem is when you can't get it, up it sets you on a downward spiral of confidence and low confidence makes it worse.
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Old 03-31-2008, 08:01 PM
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JadeAngel,

Regarding the idea that niacin is a miracle cure for everything, see: Say no to niacin? - side effects of high doses of niacin

Have a look at these articles on erection problems:
What (you) need to know about Erection Problems
High Blood Pressure and Your Sex Life
And this is amusing: TV show claims boost garlic sales
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Old 03-31-2008, 08:50 PM
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My husband is 60 years old. He developed high blood pressure when he stopped drinking Alcohol and he had to take blood pressure medicen and cholesterol medicen, and they made him stop being able to get hard. He was the best fit I ever had. Not too big and not too small, just right. I sometimes dream about how he used to get hard and wake up feel ing it fucking me. Then start to remember again thats not going to happen. We don't have no money for the stuff that makes men get longer penises, or the stuff that might make him get hard. His doctor wont give him a perscription either saying it will kill him. He's had blockage sergery about 4 times for blockages in his heart arteries. So we just don't play around with all of that. We got a dildoe reasently, so it helps with the cravings for being filled up. I give him BJ's a lot, which is about the only time he can get kinda hard, but he goes soft as soon as I try and put it in. He can cum while fucking me with it going half-way in, but I don't feel it any, he does though.


he can get a pump-up cock for under two grand.

or he could always use a strap on for you and then he could take it off and then you could please him.
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:08 AM
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He goes in enough to get his cum on! Or should I say off!!! I just don't feel it because its not penetration, I like, all the way in, it only goes in a bit were he can get his pleasure! He does do a twisty kinda thing with his thumb though that drives me crazy and makes me cum so much I can feel very satisfied for a long time.
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well as its really all about you....in the long run ...things always change


yes they stay the same but in between we don't realize it


i guess it must be the bulbs of garlic in my caesars salad that do it ...hmmmm

can still pound nails and almost 51 hahhaha

niacin was for migraine and showed its worth very quickly in other areas ...now mene vitriolic by digging up that old pharmaceutical scare crap from 1994 is of course not seeing some had problems with their liver at 3000 cc a day ..hahhahhahahhahhaahh no shit ......idiots

take f cking 3000cc of aspirin and show how stupid you are at over doing anything ...what stupidity....oh well old english windbags as drom says need to feel superior ...even if all know them as inferior because of it


get his thumb enlarged jade hahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

and ol sympt is again on it in a flash.........mind you anything sexual can get a burb from the old geezer ...instantly hahhahahahaaa

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JadeAngel, don't take much notice of what Salubrious/Kulvahs/John Shavluk, rather scarily once an apparently validated candidate for the Green Party - which is a rather disconcerting indication of the quality of some political candidates - says. He's a bit like the local quack, going here and there proclaiming miracle cures and astrological wonders left, right and centre. Just remember the old maxim, If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. But then I know you're sensible enough to know that.

And now he's upset because I linked to that article about niacin here, so the sad old thing's gone on the rampage against me. His motivations are so easy to see through!! Still, it's rather pointless of him to try to convince everyone his latest miracle cure works with never-a-side-effect - just glug a load down - when anyone can so easily research it themselves on the Internet.

I know you too have been on the receiving end of Salubrious/John Shavluk/Kulvahs/s unprovoked nastiness. Don't let it bother you. He's really just like a sad bumbling blustering old thing wandering around the boards desperately looking for attention, who hasn't got the social skills to get attention in positive ways, so he has to resort to insulting people in the hope that he at least gets some negative attention, which to his mind is a lot better than nothing. He deserves to be pitied above anything else, no matter how nasty he gets. His unpleasantness is best ignored. He may have a tantrum before he gives up bothering you if you do that, kicking up a veritable storm of unpleasantness in his desperate search for attention since he hasn't been able to get it with lesser efforts, but if you still ignore him, he'll probably go away in the end.

He threatened to put me on ignore in another thread last night, because I wouldn't give him the attention he craves, but now I know he won't put me on ignore - no way - because he'll now think he can get my attention if only he tries hard enough. Just like a child having a tantrum really, who knows that if his parents give in to tantrums, all he has to do when he wants something is to have another one and make it last till they give in.

You can tell how useful his information is by the fact that he doesn't even seem to be listening to you:

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niacin was for migraine
That was hardly your problem, was it, and yet that's what he's recommending, by the bucketful. Well OK, Bottleful, all glugged down in one go, if you remember.

And now, out of spite, because I challenged his miracle cure claims, and because of his desperate need for attention that he hasn't got the social skills to find in positive ways so he has to get by bad-mouthing people, he misrepresents something Dromiceius said to make it sound worse than it was. He thinks he's most likely to get a response if he tries to be hurtful. I've told him more than once before that the insults he uses say more about Him than they do about the person he's insulting. He doesn't seem to be able to comprehend that, for some reason.

Yes, it's certainly worrying that we may unwittingly vote for people with such warped and slightly retarded mentalities and choose them to be our politicians! At least he hasn't, to my knowledge, expressed any desire to turn Canada into an aggressive military power that goes on the rampage invading places. But then, perhaps he has the sense to know that saying that would go one step too far beyond the bounds of acceptability for anyone here to tolerate. Such is the way of wannabe politicians - what should worry us is what they don't tell us! But no, I don't really suspect him of having militaristic proclivities - I suspect he may be simply monomaniacally focused on the joys of how good it would be if he could legalise cannabis, so he could smoke as much as he wanted in future without risking going to jail for it as he has in the past.

This post is so long I've had to write it in two sittings.

But now, I think it would be fun to play a little game. Salubrious/Kulvahs/John Shavluk seems to imagine he's being big and clever by using the insults he does. But what he says is nothing compared to what my enemy extraordinaire, the one who has love-hate feelings for me - Amergain, can come out with! Here's just a sample from one or two of his posts:

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I can't express my hatred for you in words. I hope Satan hauls your sorry ass to Hell someday. You deserve it.
That one's especially amusing for an atheist to have said. Is he truly an atheist?

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hate you until I die. ... You emotionless hag, you don't understand, do you? I hope you have no children for their sake. You would be a terrible mother.
Wow, watch him go! We could always turn this thread into a "Discuss Amergain's behaviour as the plot thickens" thread. But maybe we should keep it to topic. However, now, I challenge Salubrious/John Shavluk/Kulvahs to do better than that! I challenge him to top Amergain's insults by getting even more maniacal! He can think of Amergain as the master and himself as the Aprentice! Amergain knows how it should really be done! All the efforts of Salubrious/john Shavluk/Kulvahs, in contrast, are just like whistling in the wind! Just insignificant!

So that's your challenge, Shavluk! If you're any good at learning whatsoever, you will learn from your master Amergain, and I expect your insults to be ten times as bad next time you post something nasty about me, or I'll think you're just a pathetic wimp!
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aww, is that what you said to yer 'ex'-boyfriend when he decided to shack up with yer best friend?

and is that why he is no longer with you?

heh heh


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his??

so you are a man huh?


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This post is so long I've had to write it in two sittings.... hahahah not really, I can sit here and banter and completely waste my time and get nothing resolved but you know it beats having to face my pathetic, grotesque cancker sore of a life.

wow, some honesty

nice ohseedy!


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its not hard ohseedy, yer a very ugly person!
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So, Salubrious/John Green Shavluk/Kulvahs etc., you've gone into your StillPond identity now, have you? Well, you're still ever the attention-seeker. Going into your StillPond identity to insult me - not to mention misquoting me, an infractionable offence - by the way - won't shield you from the accusation - no, observation, more accurately put. Yep, you're still just an attention-seeker.

And what did I say! I said your insults had to be ten times as bad as they were before, or I'd consider you a pathetic wimp! So what do you go and do, Mr Pathetic Wimp! You go and put insults here that are no worse than the ones you put here before! Pathetic wimp! Try harder next time! As I said, I'll expect them ten times as bad, or I'll consider you the pathetic wimp you've already just proved yourself to be by not even managing to make your insults five times as bad as the ones you put here before. Pathetic wimp!
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haaaahahahhaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

for my next trick ...hahaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


2 sittings ...................eh?


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh hhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa

hey still paranoid to boot..eh?

hey little girl? its not my fault you are a fatty

use a little discipline and save a cow or two


wow ......again we get nut house people with Internet

i guess mene vitriolic just showed how effective i am

i will now ignore it

i vote we ban the non contributing wretch as just plain boring

but as i know that wont happen i will just ignore it


oh and still ...why bother ?

i believe it craves the attention and as you and i are the only ones still talking to it maybe we should just ignore it...eh?

you know who it really is dont you? i will pm you
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I put Salubrious's post into my special Salubrious-decipherer, and it translates as gratitude. I know it doesn't sound like it. But I can decipher his code. The more brainless insults John Shavluk/Kulvahs/Salubrious etc. floods the place with in response to what you say, the more gratified he is that you've actually bothered to respond to him. Yep, that's what his insults really mean. There is a hint in his post to this effect, but to really discern what he means, you have to have a bit of experience piecing a few things together.

Yet again he sounds like a bumbling old alcoholic wobbling around on a bar stool, yet clearly thinks he's coming across as intelligent and reasonable. Interesting. Yet again, he threatens to ignore me though I know he won't, because I'm probably one of the few people who's given him any attention recently - he commented recently that he thought most people had him on their ignore lists. It's interesting how entrenched in projection he is - you can decipher his thoughts about himself by what he says about others. I mean, you have a match just there - he claims StillaPest and himself are the only ones still talking to me. Match this up with his recent comment about most people having him on their ignore lists, and you'll have an illustration of a striking similarity between the things he says when he bad-mouths others and what he thinks or says about himself.

Now this has given me an idea for a little game. I'll select bits from his post, and we can see how they match up with what we know about Him. This could be fun. Shall we try it out? Yeah, just for a laugh:

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hey still paranoid to boot..eh?
Ping! John Shavluk's paranoid. Could that be why he uses so many alternative names, because he doesn't want his interactions on here to be discovered by his political opponents and exposed so they can show him for what he really is? Yep, we've got a match! ... Oh no, of course, that isn't paranoia, is it. That's a very real concern, that he obviously has for a very good reason! If he does put me on ignore, it'll only be because I keep mentioning his real name, thus heightening the risk of that happening. I think it would be a very good thing if it did. So if he doesn't put me on ignore and continues to bad-mouth me in his usual manner, I will continue to mention his real name - the one his opponents have always known him by - John Shavluk. Hey, doesn't that have a nice ring about it - John Shavluk.

Lastly, of course, those insults in his last post weren't even as bad as the ones in his post before, let alone ten times worse, in accordance with the orders I gave him! Thus, I have no alternative but to pronounce the judgment I proclaimed I would against him:

Pathetic wimp!! Amergain could do better than that in his sleep!
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