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Old 08-17-2007, 09:40 PM
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What someone with no life does for a little attention

Top ten things I like to fuck (non-living):
1. A good looking corpse
2. A high cal. rifle
3. A new poster while it's still rolled up
4. Shampoo bottles
5. Peeled grapefruit or other large citrus fruits
6. Most baked goods and desserts
7. Sacred scrolls
8. Vaccum cleaner
9. Varsity Jacket sleeves
10. A few kinds of deli meats

The three biggest lies I've ever heard
1. Oops
2. I understand
3. That's okay

The three best excuses I've ever used
1. I'm gay
2. I'm a homophobe
3. Stephen Colbert does it!
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Old 08-17-2007, 09:54 PM
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Old 08-17-2007, 10:41 PM
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Pretty close except for the pies. I burnt my dick in a pie once. Now I fuck cakes. Ice cream cakes. With chocolate crunch.
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Old 08-17-2007, 10:50 PM
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Old 08-17-2007, 10:58 PM
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That's a pretty sexy cake! Did you make it yourself?
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Old 08-17-2007, 11:00 PM
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You know I love my chocolate crunch...
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Old 08-17-2007, 11:03 PM
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I do now. Not as much as me though...unless you do...in which case you're a sick fuck. Me, I'm just bat shit-crazy. Another great excuse.
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Old 08-17-2007, 11:09 PM
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I prefer eating it... when I'm done you can fuck my food.
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Old 08-18-2007, 10:45 AM
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I do now. Not as much as me though...unless you do...in which case you're a sick fuck. Me, I'm just bat shit-crazy. Another great excuse.
I'm going to make a mental note NEVER to real any thread started by CASHBACK as he clearly has the mind of a seventeen year old high school american football player after serious brain injury. After this terrible accident all he could do was banter in a shallow manner about sex and drift along on discourse consisting of puerile trash drawn up from the quagmire of his ruined consciousness. Language as such is abritrary for this sad socially maladjusted i.d, if not useless; he may as well comunicate in a series of grunts. In which case the internet would be useless.
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Old 08-31-2007, 05:40 PM
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don't forget small penised...
and hey, oddity helped...
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Old 08-31-2007, 05:47 PM
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And I have the mind of a 23 year old that can't stand football (American or European), thank you very much.
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Old 08-31-2007, 05:58 PM
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How do you know I'm not a senile old shithead who just likes to fuck cake?
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Old 08-31-2007, 11:43 PM
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Ca$hback,

you are one fucked up individual......



I like you


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Old 09-04-2007, 07:59 PM
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I like me too
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Old 09-04-2007, 08:06 PM
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