I'm new; I've come here to spread a meme

*pulls out meme destroying ray gun and pulls trigger*

Dragon, your meme-destroying gun is old and inefficient. You missed! In fact, it is a relic of the soviet era, when as we know, Atheists were created in a laboratory and rose Frankenstein-like till they ruled the Soviet Block, and wanted to take over the world and turn us all into Frankenstein foods! Now they have been defeated and it will never happen! But I believe all Atheists would still like to do that to us! They must be thwarted with religious memes!

Awe, Tanks!

Let me tell you about a meme I started that went wrong like the guy that got his head cut off.

It all started in 1990's when my sister got married. As a joke, I used to always call my sister, "Oh MY FAVORITE SISTER!" and "Oh MY FAVORITE BROTHER-IN-LAW!". It was funny because she was my only sister and my only brother in law. This started circulating around my family, then we would call each cousin our favorite cousin, in front of other cousins, then they give you a funny look and then you call all your cousins your favorite cousin. This only works amongst adults because this can hurt little children's feelings (like the guy that got his head cut off). Then years later, I hear my uncle mother fucker on the phone with his tax accountant, he calls him "my favorite cousin". Taken beyond the original meaning, that was the jokes peak I believe, calling a non-family member your favorite family member.

This meme somehow got out of control and out of the family. I heard a child call another child their favorite cousin. The child hurt the non-favorite cousins feelings because the child that said it didn't understand that's not funny anymore in this context. That's how meme's loose their original meaning and start hurting other people.

Man, its all a conspiracy, heroin, crack, aids, atheism. The list goes on and on.

How else could I have shaped that sentence?

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hey do you think jesus has a big enough cock to suffice yer appetite?

oh wait..............


i guess not.


hmph

Pond, How many times do I have to tell you?! I put together One song for you, made up of the vulgarities you inanely splurge on here. I said I wasn't going to put any more songs together for you. Now Stop putting more suggested lyrics for them on here like a stuck old-style record, - an irony since I'm Not going to make a song out of these new ridiculous lyrics, - and be quiet.

No, tell you what. If you can be really really inventive, and come up with something that isn't your usual banal routine vulgarity, then I just might invent another song for you. OK? Are you willing to accept the challenge? Go on, stretch that brain cell!

Well done for resurrecting that post, by the way, Pondo, you troublemaker.

A.R.T. Practice

Praise/ShamexShame/Praise=1
P/SxS/P=1


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To pass an examination with but 51% of the knowledge required to do the JOB is not good.
I do not want to set the bar too high but 100% is a "PERFECT SCORE" that is GOOD.
Probability curves where the standard measure is the average performance of OTHERS.
G.F. Gauss is either rolling in his grave with laughter or cringing with despair at that.
My personal experience with BAD APPLES AND ROTTEN BARRELS discovered shamelessness.
No one is GOOD till they achieve a 100% score that is a perfect standard of GOOD.
Masters, Journeymen and Apprentices was the ancient model of grading societies members.
Theology,Law and Medicine the ancient scholastic university system of learning.
Who teaches the teachers who teach themselves, police the police and judges the judges?
Presides over the kings the queens the presidents the governors of every institution.
COMMON INTEREST and COMMON LAW where private goes public washed down the grate.
By constitutions and constituent's persecuted constantly by statute law and fines.
By the next storm where men claim their institution is great to be flushed via the grate.
Interference patterns, slit experiments, diffraction gratings, experiences, polarizations.
These ideas deduced as being in existence claimed as "MY OWN" when it is NOT.
SUBJECTS have OBJECTS within the boundary that did not exist till uncovered.
Struggle Street the battle to survive and be the fittest who find they do not fit.
Run a marathon without any training and discover pain at the threshold of pleasure.
FAILED your honor failed the test of integrity sad the child to its teacher "I AM POOR"
So you think you know all there is to know about the "TABLE OF ELEMENTS" do YOU?
Speaking of "FUNDAMENTALISM" and "ABSOLUTELY RIGHT" if so then who do we "PRAISE"?
The ball is in your court GAME, SET and MATCH " DO YOU LIKE TENNIS" said Chris Rea.
Google that term and find a web site where bandwidth is soaked up by the advertisers.
8^6 pages that use that list of words strung together by cats guts stretched to break point.
While the game is at "DEUCE" the struggle to win the game continues till one loses.
God is GOOD to have offered each of US an opportunity to even be able to MOVE.

A.R.T. steals time to PRACTICE

You quote the second post I ever put on Frostcloud.

And some of the things from one of the threads on the JREF forum I link to in my signature. Interesting to read those again.

School prepares you to lie...

that sucks harder than gravity.

put that on yer t shirt

see how for you get

will they burn you or not?

funny
You may read some fantasy - like bible and other mythology plots in my Drama here.

In this sacred text (play) some Genesis Flood problems are recognized and solved, f.e. - what is interesting for some comparative reasons - why VAMPIRES (descendants of Kain) had survived the flood..

New mems to Your collection
regards, Meme