Interview with Ca$hback

i dont talk like a fake ass motha fucka, get it?

im skreet, why is that so hard for you to get?

so enjoy yer weeping, skunt bag

I'm disappointed now.

Oh well, if you must talk more like some gangster rapper, how about this?

You know, I can't stand most rap music, but rap music backwards might be more fun. How about saying everything you'd like to say backwards? That could be amusing. You might still be one of my favourites if you talked backwards a lot.

Relax, you aren't getting anywhere with me. I think this interview is going rather well. I must thank you for bothering to put up with me, though I recommend you persue someone of value to talk to now, you know, since you hurt my feelings and all and it'll make me bitter and eat away at me that you don't like me. Feel free to keep kicking though, I'm still enjoying it.

ZAP! Just the excuse I needed. This is going to be mightily satisfying! My first ever use of the ignore feature!

I've considered using it on one or two people before, but no one has ever before afflicted me with such a sheer amount of tiresome and purile drivel that I became totally unwilling to put up with any more of it. Congratulations. Your childish and crass outlook and total lack of interest in engaging in anything like sensible discussion, or engaging in amusing sparring with the least amount of skill, has tested my patience beyond all others and won you an honour above the rest. Well done.

There won't be any point in you responding to this, because as soon as I post this, I'm going to put you on ignore. And I don't currently see any reason to ever take you off it. So there won't be any point in you saying anything to me again. I don't wish to ever feel obliged to be subjected to your tedious purile stupidity any more. In 1-2 minutes, you will be gone forever! Phew!

Yes, this is going to be satisfying! Consider yourself well-and-truly ZAPPED!! Yes!

Fuck you.

I like to have a smoke or two when I'm out drinking. It feels good. It's extremely bad for you when it's not habitual because your body has no tolerance to it. I don't think it's a good idea but sometimes I have a smoke. Anyway, I was just talkin' shit, I went to smoke a bowl in the pool house.

I think global warming is artificially assisted ten-fold by human consumption and waste and I think there will be ever increasing examples of children with medical problems, primarily respiratory, in the future. I'd have to say the threat is very serious to ourselves and especially future generations. Ecological technology and sustainable techniques probably won't keep up with our "progress" though it may placate dystopian misery for a bit in the developed nations.

I skateboard like shit but I can go fast and do an ollie. I can ice-skate but prefer rollerblades.

Having my head stomped in and feeling imasculated in the hospital for two weeks when I was 17.

The companinship of my ex, Vanessa.

Business Marketing and Management, Public relations, sales tactics and negotiations. I'm also in posession of a few industrial safety tickets and a GED. Look at me go. Funny thing is is I'm not licensed to sell the insurance which I collect override commission for.

Smoking weed, martial arts (karate, jiu jitsu, muay thai and boxing. You can call it JKD instead) and painting miniatures.

I'm building up my stock in the company and would like to eventually acquire the position of chairman of the board. I'm going to attempt to inherit the company by buying his shares when he moves to retire.

whats yer favorite:

Green

Chicken Korma with wild rice and chipate

Douglas Fur

Masturbation

Lexus 470 LS-H (Hybrid with an S-button)

Organized? American football (which should be called yardball, IMO). Solo? Foot tag (wussy, light contact karate/taekwan do tournaments)

Vancouver Island

I'm torn between Powder (magnetic albino guy), City of Lost Children and The Princess Bride.

Revelation by D12(Devils night, #18) maybe? Scarborough Fair by Simon and Garfunkle reminds me of my grandma.
Depends on my mood, I couldn't pick a favorite.

Genesis, Depeche Mode, Megadeth, Dire Straits...not sure.

The choice is yours, don't be late.

I did it! I win! Whatever...

Holy clusterfuck ...

I have the shit-eating grin to end all shit-eating grins.

how big is yer house?

why is that?

being that i have had my head stomped in several times as well, i am wondering why this is the worst experience youve had?

what is that?

which scene did you like most?

my nigga!

am i doused in mud, soaked in bleach?



you say yer ex's name is vanessa

the only vanessa's i have ever known were black, is that the case here?

hows come you and vanessa are no longer together?

It's not a mansion but it's definitely bigger than the house I grew up in. Three upstairs bedrooms, two living rooms, with a boardroom/poker room and weight room downstairs.The poolhouse is in the backyard (sorry, no hot tub)

We breath more than we drink or eat. I think this tissue will see the most toxicity and will be the most affected.

The epidomy of people not giving a shit. I had a ruptured eardrum, fractured tibia four cervical ribs broken and a fractured skull because some kid wanted something to do so he accused me of something stupid and five guys jumped me. I remember nobody giving a shit while I was concious, I have a couple hazy memories of the ambulance ride and didn't really get my head back together until I was laying in a hospital bed. The instigator, Jordan and his freinds got off scot free. It was then that I made one of the most regretful decisions of my life, I wasn't going to follow them home and skin them, I was going to pretend it didn't bother me and avoid them. I should have...anyway you get the idea. The part that got me was the lack of any humanity, justice or fairness. I am bitter.

Korma is a yoghurt-based curry sauce and chicken is a small tatsy bird. Chipate is yet another kind of indian round flatbread, my favorite kind. Nan's too popular for my tastes.

Where he's talking to the girl about how we all think we're seperate but we're actually connected or the part where he speaks for that guys wife toward the end. Both are very beautiful scenes I appreciate, even if their a little optimistic for my outlook.

Just for you

Kinda like an old memory, actually.

Yes

Nope

She wanted children, I wasn't willing to end my life as I knew it. I refuse to be the father until I feel I'd be adequate, if I die first, good.