Why is MPDC banned?

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    Nope, he didnt tell you all why. And thats really the funny thing about such an action. Why would you hide the fact that you did it or the motivation. But just a funny thought.
  2. MPDC Banned

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    This is the message that got me banned.
    Re: You have received an infraction at FrostCloud Forums

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    Originally Posted by Dromiceius
    Dear MPDC,

    You have received an infraction at FrostCloud Forums.

    Reason: Pathological nuisance posting
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    I don't know what your problem is, and I don't particularly care. By all means, keep testing your luck.
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    This infraction is worth 3 point(s) and may result in restricted access until it expires. Serious infractions will never expire.

    All the best,
    FrostCloud Forums

    You suck.
  3. Meme Virus I stalk the stalkers

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    Oh really, official infractions should never say things like, "You suck"! :lol1: What's this place coming to!

    And "pathological" nuisance posting? :)

    Well, if they're going to unban "pathological" nuisances, perhaps they could unban one of my favourite ones of all time, ... ... the great, if pestilential, ... Foolosophy.

    (Some time ago, I thought Storyteller/IAAG might be Foolosophy, and didn't want to say, because Foolosophy was banned so I thought if the mods suspected IAAG of being him, they'd ban him too. But it turned out he wasn't Foolosophy, just a hungry predator ego on the hunt for a meal or two.) :( Foolosophy could be a bully in an amusing theatrical over-the-top kind of way, but never in such a nasty way, and there was a compassionate aspect to a lot of what he said that IAAG never had.

    But anyway, if pestilential posters are being unbanned, Foolosophy's a prime candidate. I mean, how could anyone Not marvel in delighted amusement at quotes like these:

    "You float in a putrid, foul sewerage pond and yet the rotting verbal stench that is ejected from your mouth overcomes all the wafting surrounding aromas."

    "HOW DARE YOU ENTER THIS NOBEL FORUM TOTALLY UNANNOUNCED AND LACKING INTELLECT, INTEGRITY AND COURAGE.

    I WILL TAKE THIS MAJOR BREACH TO THE SECURITY COUNCIL OF THE UN.

    YOU PUTRID MOLDING SLAB OF FILTHY WEASEL CARCASS STENCH"

    "The propaganda that you yield to on an almost daily basis falls neatly into 67 broad classifications - each having at least 17 sub sections.

    It will take some time for me to go through your nuerotic weaknesses in a public forum like this.

    Plus, I have over 1,700 patients on my books at the moment, I couldnt really look into your case until early 2013.

    YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT I AM AFRAID - YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT!

    In the mean time , your foul stench will continue to linger - so I will know how to locate you"

    "Define a black hole
    What is the temperature profile of a black hole?

    You have 163 days - I want a full report on my desk by then "

    "A laboratory is a church, a temple of worship driven by the scriptures of science and its functions are facilitated by its clergy - a vast group of priests commonly referred to as scientists or engineers.

    Amen"

    "HOW DARE YOU ENTER THIS THREAD WITHOUT PERMISSION AND ANYTHING MEANINGFUL TO SAY!"

    "Trvialities will get you everywhere in life - especially within the fundamentalist religion called SCIENCE.

    Alas, in Art however your carcass will continue to emmit a putrid foul stench for all the world to breathe in (you strictly require intense levels of natural creativity for the Arts)"

    "Actually I have conducted an extensive and exhaustive analysis of your public comments and it is crystal clear from the results that at least 98.74% of your statements are mistakes.

    At least make an apology to everyone in here for your fraudulant behaviour and obscene public nuisance."

    "....the putrid foul stench that has wafted across this thread is absolutely amazing in its inate intensity and distribution - I can only summise that the carcasses have been rotting for some time now in an anaerobic water rich environment. How your collective nostral canals have survived is beyond me and perhaps a matter for the Mehanical researchers to determine."

    "I would like to talk to you but

    THERE SEEMS TO BE A FOUL PUTRID ROTTING STENCH ON SOME OF THESE THREADS - JUST AN INCREDIBLE ODOUR

    I HAVE MY SUSPICIONS AS TO WHO IS RELEASING THESE FOUL ODOURS

    98.34% CERTAIN"

    "I employ the term clown in its originally context - a term of edearment. Penrose is a quantum clown in that context - a freak. His book, the road to reality - encompasses the essence of physics without sympathy for those not familiar with mathematics and the way of physics etc.

    Clowns can be cruel - and in his public writing, Penrose is cruel - there can be no doubt about that!

    QM is a wonderful outcome of maths and physics - perhaps the pinnacle of the scientific process. BUT this false mountain will be torn down by the winds of determinisn and universal rationality. Future thinkers will stand in a sea of confusement when they reflect on the ignorance and pathetic arrogance of the practitioners of QM. These QM clowns will be placed into the obsolete bin of the flat earth society and the geo-centric universalitists of the past. Even the genius of Dirac will crumble like a frozen pavlova. The Dirac carcass will emit a foul and putrid stench that will remind us of a rotting QM past."

    "JUST WHEN THE AIR WAS SO CLEAN AND FRESH - ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS ROTTING PUTRID STENCH HAS WAFTED IN HERE LIKE THE PLAGUE.

    MUST GO - IT HAS SINGED MY NOSTRILS

    WHAT SORT OF LOW IQ DELUDED RIGHT WING FASCIST FREAK CLOWN WOULD PRODUCE SUCH AN DISGUSTING ODOUR

    I AM OUT OF HERE"

    "Are you challenging my statistical and scientific methods?

    I hope not, because I just calibrated my I.Q.D.D (*I.Q Detection Device) and it had never given a false reading,

    Your I.Q level is at a sub-zero level (approx. minus 67.3). Your negative IQ is commonly referred to as H.I.Q.M.S (Hovering I.Q Moronic Syndrome).

    You are being very irresponsible in taking part in active conversations with other people, because you are directly reducing their knowledge base and infecting their natural logic structures.

    a negative IQ basically implies that the more you use your brain functions the more your revert to your natural state of mental retardation.

    I WOULD STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT YOU STRICTLY ADHERE TO YOUR MEDICATION PROGRAM AND BRING FORWARD THE SCHEDULED BRAIN SURGERY."

    "HOW CAN THEY RELEASE SUCH VILE, PUTRID, ROTTING FOUL STENCHFUL ODORS OVER THE WEB

    ITS DOESNT SEEM POSSIBLE TO ME!

    MAYBE WHEN PEOPLE LIE FOR LONG ENOUGH THEIR STENCH ACTUALLY PERMEATES THE BROADBAND CABLES AND ENTERS THE VERY ELECTRON CLOUDS THAT EXIST WITHIN THE COPPER METAL AND THUS IS ABLE TO TRANSPORT ITSELF THAT WAY."

    "HOW DARE YOU ENTER THIS FORUM AND POST YOUR COMMENTS WITHIN THIS NOBLE THREAD OF IMMENSE INTEGRITY AND HONESTY

    I WILL AWAIT YOUR APLOLOGY AND SINCERE THANKS FOR EXPOSING THE TRUTH FOR THE MASSES TO ASSESS.

    I HAVE A REPUTATION OF HONESTY AND INTEGRITY TO UPHOLD - I CANNOT BE SEEN EXCHANGING COMMENTS IN A PUBLIC FORUM WITH THE LIKES OF YOURSELF - YOU ARE A WORLD RENOWNED PROPAGANDIST AND DELUDED FRAUDULANT MASTER OF THE GREEDY DEVIL. YOUR FILTH AND PUTRID COWARDICE CANNOT HARM ME AND THE TRUTH.

    I WILL TAKE THIS OBSCENE INTRUSION BY YOURSELF TO THE UNITED NATIONS SECURITY COUNCIL"

    "I normally shorten my insultative strings to less than 10 words. The originals are much longer and are stored on my private data base."

    "This thread is a psychological trap set to entangle specific carcasses that emit foul putrid stenches.

    My pre-analysis and predictive theoretical approach gave me a probability of 0.978 that a certain "Mike Dubbeld" would take the bait first.

    The public should Please refrain from responding further and any posts from henceforth will be considered as a superfluous consumption of energy

    Yours Trully

    Foolosophy

    keep up the great work in the other threads though"

    "interesting - allow me to ponder your foolishness further and get back to you in writing most likely within the next 43 months1."

    "HOW DARE YOU DIRECTLY RESPOND TO ONE OF MY POSTS

    WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

    I HAVE A REPUTATION OF HONESTY AND INTEGRITY TO UPHOLD.

    I CANNOT BE SEEN DISCUSSING ISSUES IN PUBLIC WITH PUTRID STENCH SLIME SUCH AS YOURSELF.

    I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND - OTHERWISE IF THIS SORT OF SLANDER CONTINUES TO OCCUR I SHALL BE FORCED TO TAKE THE MATTER TO THE UN SECURITY COUNCIL"

    "MONKEY,

    SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THE STENCH THAT WAFTS IN HERE A TIMES.

    I AM ONLY 98% CERTAIN WHO IS RELEASING THESE PUTRID ROTTING FOUL ODOURS

    I HAVE TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE - THE STENCH IS SINGEING MY NASAL HAIRS

    WE WILL TALK AGAIN AS SOOS AS THE AIR CLEARS"

    "there it is again

    I HAVE DTERMINED THE SOURCE OF THIS FOUL PUTRID ROTTING STENCH TO AN ACCURACY OF 99.26%

    I AM WEARING SCUBA GEAR AT THE MOMENT TO DEAL WITH THE TOXIC FUMES AND FOUL STENCH -

    OXYGEN RUNING LOW - HEALTH AND SAFETY REGULATIONS - MUST LEAVE"

    "HOW DARE YOU POST A RESPONSE WITHIN THIS NOBEL SACRED THREAD WITHOUT PERMISSION NOR THE INTELLECTUAL ABILITY AND MORAL INTEGRITY TO MAKE A PUBLIC ADVOCATION OF ANY KIND THAT MAKES ANY SENSE AT ALL WHATSOEVER.

    A PUBLIC APOLOGY IS IN ORDER I THINK - WE AWAIT YOUR HUMBLE RETRACTION OF YOUR ATTEMPTS TO CONSTRUCT AN ARGUMENT WITHIN THIS THREAD WITH GREAT EAGERNESS AND JOYOUS RAPTURE"

    "its heartening so see that you at least have some residual courage to admit that YOU YOURSELF is the sole source of the wafting FOUL PUTRID CARCASS STENCH that pemeates this web site.

    My FCS detector has just been calibrated and very rarely produces missleading results - I suggest that you take responsiblity for the mess this place is in.

    I have been given a clear mandate to rectify the aroma problem in this web site - I suggest that you at least cooperate with the air and water cleansing process."
  4. MPDC Banned

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    to be fair, for the record, I told him, he sucked.
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    And so hes back but on probation, if he makes threats etc he will be gone again.

    Its worth giving people a second chance, even in MRPOOs case.

    Lets see how long until he fucks up the good will.
  6. MPDC Banned

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    IF I make threads? your really must explain monkey man. One is supposed to make threads here, are they not?
    OHHHHHHH I got it. they just have to express the same belief system you hold.
    Understood.
  7. MPDC Banned

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    Monkey, werent you all upset about the Bush protest zones? Hmmm.
    I guess its all about what is being supressed aye?
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    Ahem ... read the bold *sigh* ...

  9. MPDC Banned

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    Dam got me monkey. its the eyes. going bad with age,

    However I think we had discourse on this. I didnt threaten anyone.

    I did invite you into the ring. WOuld love that.
    Win or loose it would be fun.
  10. MPDC Banned

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    ((and ofcourse I would crush you like a fricking grape.)
  11. MPDC Banned

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    Monkey after reviewing this thread I note not a mention of threats at all.
  12. Big Cat But the cat himself knows

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    How did you get unbanned, MPDC? Was it a timed ban or a permanent ban? If it was perma, what did you do?
  13. free tibet Child of the Korn.

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  14. MPDC Banned

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    I did nothing. just every few months I tried to logon, this one I made it.
    If it returns it returns. Sadly Not sure Ill ever get back into the actual discussions any more. had my fill. but to come about few off topic and such.

    Tibet I love you too.
  15. Big Cat But the cat himself knows

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    Lucky bastadge.
  16. MPDC Banned

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    Outstanding movie.
  17. Meme Virus I stalk the stalkers

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    What are you complaining about? You're here aren't you, albeit a rather toned-down version of your former self.

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    I think it would be nice if they would unban the great if pestilential Foolosophy, though it probably wouldn't make any difference if they did, because he probably doesn't come here any more.

    A few more Foolosophy quotes for old times' sake:

  18. Big Cat But the cat himself knows

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    But I was so epic....

    Well, all things come to an end.
  19. MPDC Banned

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    Dude, did you tone down yourself?

    WTF

    B who you are.

    if sum bitch piece of shit cant handle it and they bann you because you said, "You suck" to an infraction.
    Fuck em!
  20. Speechless *Yawn*...God?

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    Ha! It works!

    Oh, good times, good memories.

    Oh, how I forgot about this jewel!
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