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Forum: Humor 01-29-2021, 04:48 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
"start dating. Maybe my job would seem a bit more...

"start dating. Maybe my job would seem a bit more tolerable if I could always look forward to spending time with someone nice when I got home, or at least to having fun going on a date at the...
Forum: Humor 01-27-2021, 01:49 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
worker in a nighty factory. The boredom of the...

worker in a nighty factory. The boredom of the job had driven her to ever more elaborate fantasies when she got home as her brain tried to escape the soul-destroying tedium of her life, and she'd...
Forum: Humor 01-22-2021, 03:38 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
She said to the man, "Tell your wife's...

She said to the man, "Tell your wife's grandmother that you've been informed by a doctor that sunshine works just as well as cunnilingus, so what she should do is to go somewhere private that gets a...
Forum: Humor 01-19-2021, 06:23 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
"Pope Sues his Doctor for Prescribing...

"Pope Sues his Doctor for Prescribing Amphetamines"

She read the story, and was amazed to discover that the pope had recently gone to his doctor complaining of aches and pains that made it hard for...
Forum: Humor 01-19-2021, 01:56 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
"I can't prescribe most of those things, but...

"I can't prescribe most of those things, but social services might be able to get you a bit of help around your home if you ask them. I could give you some painkillers though."

The old lady said,...
Forum: FrostCloud News & Updates 01-16-2021, 07:13 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 658
Posted By Meme Virus
I know, it could have been fun!

I know, it could have been fun!
Forum: Humor 01-15-2021, 09:24 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
"I'm OK thanks; but I'll come and see you again...

"I'm OK thanks; but I'll come and see you again if more flies crawl into my brain."

They said goodbye, and the doctor buzzed for the next patient to come in.

It was another old lady, who said, "I'm...
Forum: FrostCloud News & Updates 01-15-2021, 04:50 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 658
Posted By Meme Virus
I don't know. Maybe most people found places they...

I don't know. Maybe most people found places they like better, or it's too derelict for many people to want to bother with nowadays, so it stays derelict. It's a pity.
Forum: Humor 01-15-2021, 04:40 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
"Vandal you me hitting you are why? Patients...

"Vandal you me hitting you are why? Patients their vandalising doctors against law a there isn't? Funny talking I am why and? Brain my to done you have what? It damaged have must you think I!"

The...
Forum: Humor 01-14-2021, 02:17 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
and an old lady walked in, and said, "You've got...

and an old lady walked in, and said, "You've got to help me! I've got flies living in my brain! I can hear them buzzing and feel them flying around! They've been there for weeks! Sometimes they crawl...
Forum: Humor 12-14-2020, 11:15 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
"Arthritis can't be cured by rubbing lube into...

"Arthritis can't be cured by rubbing lube into the joints! ..."

She was about to continue, when she was interrupted by the sound of the man's mobile phone ringing. He answered it, and immediately a...
Forum: Humor 12-03-2020, 11:56 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
... "I don't see why that should be necessary...

... "I don't see why that should be necessary really. Tell you what: How about you give me a prescription for masses and masses of lube? If I rubbed a load into my joints, that would make them...
Forum: Humor 11-23-2020, 02:00 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
... "Not since last month, when I had a scary...

... "Not since last month, when I had a scary experience when I thought he might crush me to death after he went to sleep on me. And I thought he was enjoying himself too much to do that! I think he...
Forum: Humor 11-19-2020, 06:47 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
:lol1: ---------- She said, "This isn't...

:lol1:

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She said, "This isn't something I was taught about in medical school, but how about you keep it in a shed outside, or else put a cork on a string in the pig's bottom most of the...
Forum: Humor 11-14-2020, 05:30 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,580
Posted By Meme Virus
Joint story writing

I'll start a story, and anyone who wants to can contribute bits to it. The idea is that each person writes up to about six sentences, and then someone else, or they themselves if no one else does and...
Forum: Off-topic 10-21-2020, 08:26 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 724
Posted By Meme Virus
A story, for old times' sake

Here's a funny story I once wrote to tease another Frostcloud member with. ... Actually, it's only half a story, because I can't find the rest on my computer, for some reason. I'll just make up the...
Forum: Off-topic 09-12-2020, 11:47 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,428
Posted By Meme Virus
"Dare you play me at a game of cress?" asks...

"Dare you play me at a game of cress?" asks Storyteller, the self-declared "creative writer". Well that certainly sounds like a creative idea.

What on earth is a game of cress? Is it like a board...
Forum: Off-topic 08-20-2020, 08:39 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 4,510
Posted By Meme Virus
What exciting news! Perhaps the Russian and...

What exciting news! Perhaps the Russian and American armies are on an exchange trip, like the ones teachers organise for school pupils, only it's with armies instead, so the American army's currently...
Forum: Politics and World Events 08-13-2020, 08:57 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 11,986
Posted By Meme Virus
I dunno; I didn't hear the actual speech, and I...

I dunno; I didn't hear the actual speech, and I think we're talking about different ones; I just caught something briefly on the news earlier this year about how Obama had spoken out against Donald...
Forum: Off-topic 07-30-2020, 10:24 PM
Replies: 2,550
Views: 102,416
Posted By Meme Virus
Public Service Announcement: Anyone who'd love...

Public Service Announcement:

Anyone who'd love to post insults in this thread and yet is too lazy to think them up themselves could probably find a random insult generator on the Internet to make...
Forum: Humor 07-30-2020, 08:50 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,730
Posted By Meme Virus
Let's commemorate Frostcloud's favourite...

Let's commemorate Frostcloud's favourite narcissist, Storyteller/I-am-a-genius/all his other names, with some narcissist jokes I found. Where art thou, me old psycho friend?

This thread was started...
Forum: Politics and World Events 07-29-2020, 10:25 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 11,986
Posted By Meme Virus
Perhaps Obama's best speech ever was one he gave...

Perhaps Obama's best speech ever was one he gave recently where he criticised Donald Trump. :p
Forum: Humor 07-29-2010, 12:46 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 4,730
Posted By Meme Virus
I've decided to end this thread by sinking it...

I've decided to end this thread by sinking it firmly into doom and gloom. I haven't got a good reason. I just feel like it. So I will. Yes, I know this is the humour forum. But that's not going to...
Forum: Off-topic 07-28-2010, 05:31 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 8,095
Posted By Meme Virus
Maybe I'll tell her I've been speaking to some...

Maybe I'll tell her I've been speaking to some twerp on an Internet forum who claims to be a cousin of some talented Sri Lankan teenage swimmer. :)
Forum: Off-topic 07-28-2010, 05:20 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 8,095
Posted By Meme Virus
Of course, there may be one crucial fact that...

Of course, there may be one crucial fact that throws out your deductions completely. :)

... Incidentally, only this morning, I found something rather useful: Age-Related Cognitive Decline Reversed...
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